36D, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Close your legs, open your mind
Leave those compliments well behind
Dig a little deeper into ...
0898 / 36D A Little Time, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)I need a little time
To think it over
I need a little space
Just on my own
I need a little ...
Best Of-Carry On Up The Charts / A Little Time Alone, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Like the contents of your handbag
You don't know why it's there
People ask you where you're h...
Blue Is The Colour / Alone Artificial Flowers, песня
(Harnick/Bock)Alone in the world was poor little Anne
As sweet a young child as you'd find
Her parents had gon...
Blue Is The Colour / Artificial Flowers Bell-Bottomed Tear, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)This is the dinner prepared
This is the dress that I made
This is the child I brought up
And this is the woman y...
0898 / Bell-Bottomed Tear Big Coin, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Big coin that you toss for heads or tails
Big coin that you let slip down the drain
Big coin d...
Quench / Big Coin Blackbird On The Wire, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Eyes to take you dancing
mouth to leave your wife
Legs to run away with
and you wonder why? ...
Blue Is The Colour / Blackbird On The Wire Domino Man, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Through ugly pints and Sunday breath
Sit men whose stare is cold as death
Through wide lapels...
0898 / Domino Man Don't Marry Her, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Think of you with pipe and slippers
Think of her in bed
Laying there just watching telly
The...
Blue Is The Colour / Don't Marry Her Dream A Little Dream Of Me, песня
Stars shining bright above you,
Night breezes seem to whisper ";I love you";
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
Say ";nigh...
Best Of-Carry On Up The Charts / Dream A Little Dream Of Me Dumb, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)It doesn't take a mathematician
To add a simple sum
Either you are simply beautiful
Or I am sim...
Quench / Dumb Especially For You, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Only buy this if you're lonely
Only listen if you're blue
If you are married and you are happ...
Miaow / Especially For You Everybody's Talkin', песня
Everybody's Talkin'
by Fred Neil
Everybody's talkin' at me.
I can't hear a word they're sayin',
Only the echoes of my mind.
People stoppin' starin'
...
Best Of-Carry On Up The Charts / Everybody's Talkin' Foundations, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Build your dream castle out of sand
It's bound to get washed up anyway
Dream your dreams out ...
Blue Is The Colour / Foundations From under the covers, песня
It's 6.00am and even Big Ben
Is trying to get his head down for a kip
But no sooner is it down
And then it's on with dressing gown
For this city very ...
__Other Songs__ / From under the covers Girlfriend, песня
Girl make a list
Go out and find yourself a new plaything
Oh girl you need a trip
'Cause he's not worth the misery and pain
So just remember how he w...
__Other Songs__ / Girlfriend Good As Gold, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Don't know what I'm doing here
I'll carry on regardless
Got enough money for one more beer
I...
Best Of-Carry On Up The Charts / Good As Gold Have Fun, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Have fun
And if you can't have fun
Have someone else's fun
'Cause someone sure had mine
The...
Blue Is The Colour / Have Fun Have you ever been away ?, песня
Your fight them on the beaches' speeches make me despair
'Cause if there's one thing we can guarantee is you will not he there
Tidying your room, maki...
__Other Songs__ / Have you ever been away ? Here It Is Again, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Here it is again it's so so mad
Turning young and happy into old and sad
Here it is again jus...
0898 / Here It Is Again Hidden Jukebox, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Hey church I was thinking
The Third World seems to be sinking
Can't you all get over there
A...
Miaow / Hidden Jukebox Hold Me Close (Underground), песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)There's something very English about 'forever'
'Hugs and kisses' are English too
'Forever and...
Miaow / Hold Me Close (Underground) Hold On To What ?, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)She'd given everything she could give
Twenty years of kindness made her sad
Kindness never made enough to live
S...
Miaow / Hold On To What ? Hooligans Don't Fall In Love, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Vagabonds don't fall in love
They just wheel and they deal
So if I turn a funny colour when you kiss me
I can't ...
Miaow / Hooligans Don't Fall In Love How Long's A Tear Take To Dry?, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)How long's a tear take to dry
When a woman has no breeze?
How long's a tear take to dry
When a woman, when a wo...
Quench / How Long's A Tear Take To Dry? I Hate You (But You're Interesting), песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Tables turned over and curtains ripped
Bottles uncollected, collected here
Nothing seems to s...
Choke / I Hate You (But You're Interesting) I love you (but you're boring), песня
Birds are singing in the trees
As we rise up on a beautiful morning
But I can't hear
That beautiful sound
Because I'm permanently yawning
What about ...
__Other Songs__ / I love you (but you're boring) I May Be Ugly, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)With a face like a crab's bus ticket
And skin like a llama's door mat
He was always gonna strug...
Quench / I May Be Ugly I Think The Answer's Yes, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)I'm walking through these pastures
I'm picking up sweet fruit
I'm shaking hands with people
That previously I'd ...
Choke / I Think The Answer's Yes I'll sail this ship alone, песня
If, if you choose that we will always lose
Well then I'll sail this ship alone
And if, if you decide to give him another try
Well then I'll sail this ...
__Other Songs__ / I'll sail this ship alone I'm Your No.1 Fan, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)I was handed down the looks of a man with a broken nose
That's the way our family was I suppose
But at least you ...
0898 / I'm Your No.1 Fan I've Come For My Award, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)This is the Awards for Industry and Free Enterprise
So let me sit you down and tell you how I won first prize
I t...
Choke / I've Come For My Award Let Love Speak Up Itself, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Don't whisper love and dream of wedding bells
Don't do all the talking, let love speak up itself
Let love speak u...
Best Of-Carry On Up The Charts / Let Love Speak Up Itself Liars' Bar, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Well sitting in a bar alone
where no-one knows your name
is like laying in a graveyard
wide ...
Blue Is The Colour / Liars' Bar Lips, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Your lying lips don't cry don't cry
Keep telling me you're forever
You're forever, you're forever...
Choke / Lips Little Blue, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)You can't write a novel from a briefcase
You can write a poem from a trench
You can dream a d...
Blue Is The Colour / Little Blue Look What I Found In My Beer, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Look what I found in my beer
A couple of dancing ladies and a ticket out of here
Look what I found in my beer
A sta...
Quench / Look What I Found In My Beer Losing Things, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)I'm losing things
That's what old-fashioned love brings
Lost the key to the house
The feeling i...
Quench / Losing Things Love is..., песня
Ooh you care, you really, really care
From the first 12" I made to the colour of my underwear
Ooh you know, you really, really know
Inside, outside in...
__Other Songs__ / Love is... Mini-correct, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)They say always use a condom, I say always use a whip
They say be careful where you come at night, I just shoot st...
Miaow / Mini-correct Mirror, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)They could be fat or could be thin
They could be black, they could be white
Tell me who's knocking at the knockin...
Blue Is The Colour / Mirror Mother's Pride, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Here he comes - Mother's Pride
With the first ever satchel she bought him swinging by his side
Here he comes Moth...
Choke / Mother's Pride My Book, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)This is my life and this is how it reads
For every chapter, a thousand memories
A murder, a mystery where everybo...
Best Of-Carry On Up The Charts / My Book Oh blackpool, песня
I wasn't sure if it was Marx or Hitler that was in this year
I hadn't been to Brighton for a while so it wasn't too clear
So imagine my surprise when ...
__Other Songs__ / Oh blackpool Old Red Eyes Is Back, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Old Red eyes is back
Red from the night before the night before
Walked into the wrong bar walked into a door
Ol...
0898 / Old Red Eyes Is Back One God, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Like the toupee on a fading fame
The final whistle in a losing game
Thick lipstick on a five year old girl
It ma...
Blue Is The Colour / One God One Last Love Song, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)I once had a friend who I loved from my heart
But I went on and left her 'fore I'd made a start
Now I'm moaning t...
Best Of-Carry On Up The Charts / One Last Love Song Perfect 10, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)She's a perfect 10, but she wears a 12
Baby keep a little 2 for me
She could be sweet 16, busti...
Quench / Perfect 10 Pockets, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Here comes Pockets
His trousers hold a thousand deadly sins
The maddest things we ever found in bins
He clutches th...
Quench / Pockets Poppy, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)'I fought hard in the Second World War'
You hear them shout
No good bragging about the Afrika Korps
It was Beadl...
Miaow / Poppy Prettiest Eyes, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Line One is the time
That you, you first stayed over at mine
And we drank our first bottle of...
Best Of-Carry On Up The Charts / Prettiest Eyes Rotterdam, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)And the women tug their hair
Like they're trying to prove it won't fall out
And all the men a...
Blue Is The Colour / Rotterdam Should've Kept My Eyes Shut, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)I should've kept my eyes shut
But I had to go and peep
But when you saw what I saw
Well, it'...
Choke / Should've Kept My Eyes Shut Something That You Said, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)The perfect love song it has now words it only has death threats
And you can tell a classic ballad by how threaten...
0898 / Something That You Said Song For Whoever, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)I love you from the bottom, of my pencil case
I love you in the songs, I write and sing
Love you because, you pu...
Welcome To The Beautiful South / Song For Whoever Straight in at 37, песня
Why don't you sing 'I need you baby'?
'Cause it rhymes with crazy and it rhymes with maybe
It rhymes with lady and much much more
And it doesn't rhyme...
__Other Songs__ / Straight in at 37 Tattoo, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Sadness has filled a lonely place
Before that there was just a hole
At least now there's sadness on my face
My l...
Miaow / Tattoo The Lure Of The Sea, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)If I walk like a fool, I've walked like that since school
But maybe it's the lure of the sea
Who knows the effect...
Quench / The Lure Of The Sea The Rising Of Grafton Street, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Yes, I saw it!...
Choke / The Rising Of Grafton Street The Rocking Chair, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Here I walk, here I walk
Looking for an angel's wings in the den of the hawk
Here I am, here...
0898 / The Rocking Chair The Slide, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)When you're too old for the swings
You tend to choose the slide
And they never seem to warn you...
Quench / The Slide The Sound Of North America, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Ginger Elvis Presley looked a fraction sad
Roaming the whole town from bin to bin
Well living...
Blue Is The Colour / The Sound Of North America The Table, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)This table has four sturdy legs
And a heart of very near wild oak
When others would have scream...
Quench / The Table Tonight I Fancy Myself, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)She'd brought along the oranges
He'd brought the tea
They'd both brought along a sick-bag jus...
Choke / Tonight I Fancy Myself We Are Each Other, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)There's no more little secrets we haven't yet disclosed
We bore the living daylights of anyone too close
And all ...
0898 / We Are Each Other We'll Deal With You Later, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Revolutions come and go but we'll just have to wait
The time is nigh to sit and plot exactly who you hate
Sirens...
0898 / We'll Deal With You Later When I'm 84, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)Queuing with the old folk
There's and old man with a wicked smile
Not through smug politeness...
0898 / When I'm 84 Window Shopping For Blinds, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)One day I'm loaded, next day I'm broke
Spent all my money on whisky and coke
Riding high 'till the rock hit the spo...
Quench / Window Shopping For Blinds Woman in the wall, песня
He was just a social drinker but social every night
He enjoyed a pint or two or three or four
She was just a silent thinker, silent every night
He'd e...
__Other Songs__ / Woman in the wall Worthless Lie, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)The sheets won't need changing everyday
The freezer supply should last a year
Those hidden li...
Miaow / Worthless Lie You keep it all in, песня
You know your problem
You keep it all in
You know your problem
You keep it all in
That's right
The conversation we had last night
When all I wanted t...
__Other Songs__ / You keep it all in You'll Play Glockenspiel,I'll Play Drums, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)There's a boy with a brace across his teeth
White socks, tattooed underneath
Bus tickets crun...
0898 / You'll Play Glockenspiel,I'll Play Drums Your Father And I, песня
(Heaton/Rotheray)It was the middle of winter
And I drove us in my car
The snow started falling
So we stopped off...
Quench / Your Father And I
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